LOL, you guys are funny.
I of course am cool with whatever you choose to do. I have "been there, done that" many times over, so whatever you choose will work for me. :) Just to satisfy my curiosity on the V2, tho:
1. Are you using PJ's cards or the standard circuit card?
2. Touch plate or buttons out of the clamp (I am assuming you were joking with Scruffy, lol)