Why is it that every saber that gets opened in customs is damaged?

[GENERAL GRIEVOUS]

bought some too.  it is a good idea.

[ANAKIN SKYWALKER]

It really took them more work to slice it open lengthwise than it would have to just chop the top off of the bubblewrap and slide the saber out.  I'm getting some of those stickers and I'm going to mention them to my grandpa so he can get some for his shipping department at his company.  They are a really good idea. 

[Master Jedye]

bought some too.  it is a good idea.

DARN IT!!!!  I bought the wrong ones!!!

[Acerocket]

Yeah.  Good luck with those stickers.  They will be magnets to the customs people to use a freaking chainsaw to open the package.  In opposite-land where all those shipping people live and work, you can count on them ignoring any warnings.  Haven't we learned our lessons with the Fragile stickers?

Personally, I want a "This product was machined by a Hepatitis carrying, HIV positive, accident-prone hemophiliac.  Open at your own risk." sticker.

[daddy solo]

bought some too.  it is a good idea.

DARN IT!!!!  I bought the wrong ones!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   at least they don't say "PLEASE OPEN WITH SUPERHEATED PLASMA BLADE"  8)

[LUKE SKYWALKER]

Yeah.  Good luck with those stickers.  They will be magnets to the customs people to use a freaking chainsaw to open the package.  In opposite-land where all those shipping people live and work, you can count on them ignoring any warnings.  Haven't we learned our lessons with the Fragile stickers?

Personally, I want a "This product was machined by a Hepatitis carrying, HIV positive, accident-prone hemophiliac.  Open at your own risk." sticker.

maybe that works, but I think those katana swinging customs guys would also ignore this kind of warning  :-\

[GENERAL GRIEVOUS]

Yeah.  Good luck with those stickers.  They will be magnets to the customs people to use a freaking chainsaw to open the package.  In opposite-land where all those shipping people live and work, you can count on them ignoring any warnings.  Haven't we learned our lessons with the Fragile stickers?

Personally, I want a "This product was machined by a Hepatitis carrying, HIV positive, accident-prone hemophiliac.  Open at your own risk." sticker.

I want those stickers too.  ;D

Or this one:

[LUKE SKYWALKER]

Yeah.  Good luck with those stickers.  They will be magnets to the customs people to use a freaking chainsaw to open the package.  In opposite-land where all those shipping people live and work, you can count on them ignoring any warnings.  Haven't we learned our lessons with the Fragile stickers?

Personally, I want a "This product was machined by a Hepatitis carrying, HIV positive, accident-prone hemophiliac.  Open at your own risk." sticker.

I want those stickers too.  ;D

Or this one:

WHERE CAN I BUY THEM???!!!   :D

[ANAKIN SKYWALKER]

Just looked at the box again (for the 2nd time since I opened it) and I noticed something I didn't see before.  I thought the big strip of tape they used lengthwise on the box was just because they wanted to let me know they opened it.  Turns out, they sliced the whole entire side of the box to open it.  I swear, this just keeps getting better.   >:(

[LUKE SKYWALKER]

Just looked at the box again (for the 2nd time since I opened it) and I noticed something I didn't see before.  I thought the big strip of tape they used lengthwise on the box was just because they wanted to let me know they opened it.  Turns out, they sliced the whole entire side of the box to open it.  I swear, this just keeps getting better.   >:(

perfect  :-\ no way to talk to the customs office directly?