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Offline Darth Raijlin

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You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« on: August 07, 2007, 03:14:48 PM »
It dawned upon me very recently that this was a befitting thread and it might be fun.

I thought..."Wow, what a great idea if we had the Jeff Foxworthy version for Star Wars."

So, in the tradition of the "You might be a Red Neck..." lines, I figured we could start one here and keep it up.  Everyone can add their "one liners."


Ahem...

You might be a JAR JAR, if everytime you walk into the room, people want to shoot you with darts.

(sorry, got that one off the FX-Sabers Video archive.  Lol)

Your turn people....

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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 03:17:40 PM »
You might be a JAR JAR if you talk in a very high pitched voice.
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 03:19:13 PM »
You might be a JarJar if you injure yourself with power tools
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 03:19:42 PM »
You might be a Jar-Jar if... You purchase anything from Ionsabers and expect high quality. ;D
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 03:25:44 PM »
I like it Vader!  :D

You might be a Jar Jar if you taught a generation of star wars fans the meaning of "Anti-climax"...

(sorry couldnt help myself  ;) )
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 03:33:50 PM »
You might be a JarJar if everyone in your neighborhood hates you
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 03:38:01 PM »
You might be a Jar-Jar if... You work for the Empire but trust Bothans...
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 03:39:08 PM »
If you say things llike

"Those some nice duds you poopa"
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 04:00:39 PM »
You might be a Jar-Jar if....... You liked Jar-Jar!   :D
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 10:03:10 AM »
^^^Good one Lars


You might be a Jar Jar if.....you think the Empire is that place that installs carpet.     800 588 2300 Emmmmpiiiiiiiiiire.  Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 10:54:49 AM »
You might be a JAR JAR, if you mess with a moderator  ;D
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 11:24:02 AM »
You might be Jar Jar if you need speech lessons.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2007, 11:48:34 AM by Ulic Qel-Droma »
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 11:46:24 AM »
You might be a Jar Jar if you are completely annoying
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 02:50:50 PM »
Anymore good ones?
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Re: You Might be a JAR JAR if...
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 03:34:22 PM »
You might be a Jar Jar, if you are surrounded by the enemy, their blasters drawn, and you turn to your Jedi companion and say, "Weesa gonna die, Ani?"

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