This ain't what I remember victory looking or smelling like...
I have no idea why it blew. those resistors should be 2.5W capable, so it should have been okay. I don't know if I've got the space for a conventional resistor array, either. Fun, fun, fun...
*edit a bit later* Okay, definitely something wrong with those resistors, I hooked a second board up and the red resistor got hot enough to burn me. Not sure why, as I'm using the correct values and power the LED calculator is giving me, but it's definitely wrong. plain old non-smd resistors, it is.